Lost in Translation?

So here I am in Kansas City, MO on a Widespread trip. Having an OK time for now. They played a great show last night. I boogied down like a mad girl and drank a lot of beer. I also began with some Beam and that did me in. I just have a bad time when I start out on hard liquor! Also, I need a breathalizer on my phone so as to not drunk-dials my friends. That should also include something for text messages. Matt, if you are reading this, I am truly, truly so very sorry. I feel very empty today, I guess I am supposed to. I will enjoy my show tonight, but there will always be this void. Anyway, not sure what I am meaning to say except that I'm a bad person most of the time.